I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
 going to feel all day.

 ~Lyndon B. Johnson
When I read about the evils of drinking,
 I gave up reading.

 ~Paul Hornung
 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
 I think not.

 ~H. L. Mencke
 When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
 we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
 When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
 all get drunk and go to heaven!

 ~George Bernard Shaw
 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 ~Benjamin Franklin
 Without question, the greatest invention in the history
 of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
 was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
 nearly as well with pizza.

 ~Dave Barry

 W. C. Fields
 Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

 Professor Irwin Corey
 To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group."
 Salvation in a can!
~Leo Durocher
 I want a beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old dad. It was the
 Beer and the only beer that daddy ever had. Good old fashioned beer
 with lots of foam!! Took ten men to carry daddy home...Oh I want a
 Beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old Dad!!

 ~George Beitner