I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day.
~Lyndon B. Johnson
When I read about the evils of drinking,
I gave up reading.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not.
~H. L. Mencke
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!
~George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
nearly as well with pizza.
HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 BC!
W. C. Fields
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group."
Salvation in a can!
I want a beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old dad. It was the
Beer and the only beer that daddy ever had. Good old fashioned beer
with lots of foam!! Took ten men to carry daddy home...Oh I want a
Beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old Dad!!