I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
 going to feel all day.

 ~Lyndon B. Johnson
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When I read about the evils of drinking,
 I gave up reading.

 ~Paul Hornung
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 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
 I think not.

 ~H. L. Mencke
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 When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
 we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
 When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
 all get drunk and go to heaven!

 ~George Bernard Shaw
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 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 ~Benjamin Franklin
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 Without question, the greatest invention in the history
 of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
 was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
 nearly as well with pizza.

 ~Dave Barry
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 BEER:
 HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 BC!

 W. C. Fields
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 Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

 Professor Irwin Corey
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 To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group."
 Salvation in a can!
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~Leo Durocher
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 I want a beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old dad. It was the
 Beer and the only beer that daddy ever had. Good old fashioned beer
 with lots of foam!! Took ten men to carry daddy home...Oh I want a
 Beer just like the Beer that pickled dear old Dad!!

 ~George Beitner